''wash your hands''

This raises some questions. I mean, what is this purpose of theses quotations? Is this someone's catchphrase and I didn't catch it? Maybe this particular food establishment has secret meetings to define the meaning of ''washing hands.'' Maybe it's some sort of euphemism. I don't know for what, though. Any thoughts, interwebs?

In Remebrance of Michael

For those of you who haven't heard the terrible news; a legend has passed on. Michael started performing with his family at a very young age, and his career skyrocketed. He went on to gain worldwide attention as part of the Jackson 5, and after that, continued to be a successful solo artist. His death was unexpected and word is that cardiac arrest was the main offender.

He was known for his fancy footwork and memorable singing voice. An inspiration in both dance and voice performance. He will not be forgotten. Michael Jackson: A legend.

oh yeah, Farrah Fawcett died today.

iMoney

This is a first look at what was revealed at Apple's OAP conference today: the iMoney. It is essentially, and in actuality, a wallet with an Apple sticker on the back. It is designed to hold all of your currency in all its forms. It will even hold photo ID. This new gadget was revealed to a select number of developers at the conference this afternoon. A release date for the open market has yet to be revealed.

Check It Out (Calm down, Beastie Boys)

Currently Stuck In My Head (CSIMH) - Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me

by Sir Elton John

Hailey Wisener [Update]

To: My favorite blog follower

She is my only blog follower, and she desserves her own post. The photo above is of the great Hailey Wisener. Yeah, I stole it from Myspace. I do not legally own any photographic evidence of Hailey, so I had to reach out and take it from another website, and this is my favorite.Now, as I have said, and she has said, there is a lot of love going between us, my one and only follower.

She and I have known each other for a very, very long time now. I love her dearly, but unfortunately, an Apple product has now come between us. The little bugger can now be seen at her side at all times. She said "I love it [the iPod] more than I have ever loved any man." Heart-wrenching, isn't it? And to think that I was going to marry this woman. Gasp! Now what am I to do? I suppose the only thing to do is to kill Steve Jobs. Never mind, I need him alive, for now.

All in all, I couldn't ask for a better blog follower. I love you, Hailey.

Update: By way of technical difficulties. I still recieve her hand in marriage.

Joseph: 1 Apple: 10¹⁰⁰ (That's a googol)

New PSP: Great?

So, the new, sliding, internal memoried, flashy PSP go will be coming out October 1st. If you're reading this, you most likely know all about it. If you don't, it's called Google. It's really amazing, and I' m not being sarcastic at all. Anyway, this new console, which is proven to be cheaper to make than the current model on the market, is set to retail $80 higher. That makes perfect sense. Maybe you don't agree. If so, it may not do much, but I made a petition. Please take the time to sign it here

Epic Foreshadowing

Just finished watching Enemy of the State on Comcast on-demand. I'm telling you to go and watch it right now.

This was released in 1998, but no one could have possibly seen what was coming in the future, right? Now, I'm not trying to start up 9/11 conspiracy conversations, but it is quite interesting. The film, first of all, is incredible. Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer. Beautiful. Has about five comedians randomly placed throughout the movie in different roles. Odd, but it works. Check out the wiki if you're that curious. Anyway, the main conflict in the movie is over national security. Keep in mind, this is 1998. Surveillance by government agencies is in question and they seem to have ultimate power. According to the film, the Man has been officially watching us for approximately the last 50 years. A new surveillance bill is trying to be passed and a congressman is discussing said bill. He says that people will start agreeing with it more when "buildings start blowing up." A film released in 1998 discusses what seems to be the events of September 11, 2001 and the events following it three years before it happens. A few months after that horrible day, W finally sings in the USA Patriot Act after a remarkably short time in the legal system (barely a month). Funny, wasn't something like that in a movie I saw once?

Discouraging Human Contact at Every Turn

Whaddya know? Another blog post today. I mainly just want to fill it up with JosephThougt before I release it to the internet community. Here goes!

So, like we need more of a reason to stray from physical contact with other human beings, but I had a crazy thought. It's very rough, mind you. It is a DBZ-scouter-like device that would be able to be worn over your eye and be able to detect (nope, not power levels) public profiles or contact information that people could set up to be sensed by either another scouter or, perhaps, another piece of jewelry with a chip in it. You could, of course, have nothing to do with this product, as some people are with all technology.

I also figured that it would be a faster and easier way to exchange contact information. If you wanted to allow all of those around you in your network, an "allow all" option would be available to let your contact information and a small profile to be available to all of those around you. It could, through bluetooth, be tethered to a mobile phone and function as a headset while also allowing contact info to be transferred.

The scouter could be connected to a 3G, or 4G at the time of release, network and connect to all of your favorite faceypages. Yippee! The scouter would sense those around you and have an instant add friend option as well. The point of this device, you say? Well, Apple will come up with some excuse for us to buy it, but it will be a while. Vegeta destroyed the only known prototype.

Metal Gear Arcade

For those of you who pay attention to this blog, besides Hailey, Kojima is putting out a new

arcade game in Japan. It looks really amazing. For those who played Metal Gear Online, it

seems like a very similar experience. It will feature 16-player local multiplayer. It will feature

the pod pictured above with a beautiful screen. Also, 3D glasses. Yeah. The closest to VR Metal Gear we're going to have for a while.

(Here's hoping) this is a photo of my wonderful handheld beauty. This was taken by and is being posted, hopefully, by my mobile phone.
First mobile post on Blogger. A little nerve-racking. Wooh! Fingers crossed

New Bloggy

After the non-enthusiastic recommendation of a colleague, I have switched from my Google sites blog to Blogger. I am not taking down my Google site, but I am most likely not going to update it nearly as frequently.

Now, I welcome you and I hope you enjoy your stay.