Friday, June 12, 2009

Discouraging Human Contact at Every Turn


Whaddya know? Another blog post today. I mainly just want to fill it up with JosephThougt before I release it to the internet community. Here goes!

So, like we need more of a reason to stray from physical contact with other human beings, but I had a crazy thought. It's very rough, mind you. It is a DBZ-scouter-like device that would be able to be worn over your eye and be able to detect (nope, not power levels) public profiles or contact information that people could set up to be sensed by either another scouter or, perhaps, another piece of jewelry with a chip in it. You could, of course, have nothing to do with this product, as some people are with all technology.
I also figured that it would be a faster and easier way to exchange contact information. If you wanted to allow all of those around you in your network, an "allow all" option would be available to let your contact information and a small profile to be available to all of those around you. It could, through bluetooth, be tethered to a mobile phone and function as a headset while also allowing contact info to be transferred.
The scouter could be connected to a 3G, or 4G at the time of release, network and connect to all of your favorite faceypages. Yippee! The scouter would sense those around you and have an instant add friend option as well. The point of this device, you say? Well, Apple will come up with some excuse for us to buy it, but it will be a while. Vegeta destroyed the only known prototype.

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