She is my only blog follower, and she desserves her own post. The photo above is of the great Hailey Wisener. Yeah, I stole it from Myspace. I do not legally own any photographic evidence of Hailey, so I had to reach out and take it from another website, and this is my favorite.Now, as I have said, and she has said, there is a lot of love going between us, my one and only follower.
She and I have known each other for a very, very long time now. I love her dearly, but unfortunately, an Apple product has now come between us. The little bugger can now be seen at her side at all times. She said "I love it [the iPod] more than I have ever loved any man." Heart-wrenching, isn't it? And to think that I was going to marry this woman. Gasp! Now what am I to do? I suppose the only thing to do is to kill Steve Jobs. Never mind, I need him alive, for now.
All in all, I couldn't ask for a better blog follower. I love you, Hailey.
Update: By way of technical difficulties. I still recieve her hand in marriage.
Joseph: 1 Apple: 10100 (That's a googol)
Now, now Joseph, I cannot wed or reproduce with an ipod, so I still need you to marry me.
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